Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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