Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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