I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Bring me that man meat
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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