ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
