Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
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