Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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