i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Randomize
