If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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