Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
this is an emotional support booty call
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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