physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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