member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I will pee on everything he values.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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