We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
