i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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