Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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