Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
