i don't plan on having that self control this summer
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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