So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Terrible idea I love it
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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