I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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