He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
