Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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