I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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