Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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