I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...