Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot