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• (586): View more from Michigan

  you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.

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  ..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.

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