I could have mohawked her pubes.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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