How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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