I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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