I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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