I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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