yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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