im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My penis needs a shock collar
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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