I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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