we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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