His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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