I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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