What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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