There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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