marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I know her cup size but not her name....
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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