This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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