I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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