Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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