gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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