when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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