My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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