Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize