Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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