I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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