Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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