Is it normal to miss your booty call?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
