i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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