Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize