I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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