on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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