Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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