He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
