we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
