I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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