why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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