Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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